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I Tried Wearing Tights As Pants

I Tried Wearing Tights As Pants

I Tried Wearing Tights As Pants

You may be wondering how I ended up here. Well, thanks to a series of life choices and an unreasonable amount of time spent on TikTok, I have been called on by forces greater than myself (celebrities; my For You Page) to investigate a pressing issue: Do tights qualify as pants?

The thought first crossed my mind in November, when Kendall Jenner stepped out in Los Angeles wearing a Bottega Veneta leotard and navy sweater plucked straight from the runway with nothing but sheer pantyhose on her legs.

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Watch The World Burn

Watch The World Burn

Watch The World Burn

[Verse 1]
I got voices in my head again, tread carefully
And I don’t medicate, it helps me temporarily
I got problems I got issues, yeah, apparently
Trauma that I’m burying
I think I need some therapy
I battle depression
I’m back with a message
I’m asking the question
That if you hate me
Why you acting obsessive?

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